January 2012
248 posts
A set of haikus, to the drunk bitches that live...
assholedisney:
Wow, this music is
so beautiful. Please, don’t stop
blasting it all night.
It’s totally cool,
I mean, I didn’t want to
sleep now. Or ever.
I hope you all fail
out of college and have to
join clown school, fuckers.
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
supersean88:
FACT: If you compliment a gay man they will give...
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
“For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...”
– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via asexualeducation)
My dreams of becoming a go-go boy may finally...
I have weird aspirations for the future :S
