October 2011
176 posts
sharks who make the same face in every picture.
thehilariousblog:
Fucking camera whores.
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who...”
– Isabel Allende (via almostmuse)
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
me: omg
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via lungs-)
If you think happiness depends on anything outside...
