sharks who make the same face in every picture.
thehilariousblog: Fucking camera whores.
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard: when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who...– Isabel Allende (via almostmuse)
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
my mom: and they're called study groups
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...– Lemony Snicket (via lungs-)
If you think happiness depends on anything outside...